Nobody's got shampoo!

August 19, 2009 10:08 AM

Kiss shreds, as do The Stones.

Previously. Previously. Everything else.

posted by hellbient (17 comments total)

I can't quite put my finger on it, but suddenly I feel a maddening pull to rock and roll all night and party every day.
posted by uraniumwilly at 10:14 AM on August 19, 2009

Kiss shreds? Why would anyone want to kiss shreds?
posted by ND¢ at 10:20 AM on August 19, 2009

I've seen a lot of these but that Stones clip takes it to a whole new level.
posted by 2sheets at 10:21 AM on August 19, 2009

I so love this and wish that the originals actually had these lyrics instead.

WHAZZUP MAKEUP?
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 10:31 AM on August 19, 2009

these kill me every time. thanks hellbient :)
posted by vronsky at 10:31 AM on August 19, 2009

The Metallica one on stsanders' site has been taken down of course. Thank god someone is protecting those poor artists from this attack!
posted by Saddo at 10:55 AM on August 19, 2009

This is great. Mick doing the chicken strut with no musical accompaniment is much funnier than I would have thought.
posted by doctor_negative at 11:06 AM on August 19, 2009

This stuff kills me - my fave is definitely Paco De Lucia shreds
posted by weezy at 11:17 AM on August 19, 2009

I didn't know these were still being made. The first one I saw was the Santana one, and it still might be my favorite, but my favorite single thing that he does is when the guy reaches toward the knobs and it makes a clicky switch sound.
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 11:44 AM on August 19, 2009

Also when they try to play Smoke on the Water or Ironman and fail.
posted by Stylus Happenstance at 11:46 AM on August 19, 2009

oh man, I just watched the Santana one again and starting tearing up. It's perfect.
posted by hellbient at 11:56 AM on August 19, 2009

Nice, but for me the winner everytime is Iron Maiden shreds. The monster!
posted by ciderwoman at 1:08 PM on August 19, 2009

The Jake E. Lee one is making my sides hurt. Oh, the clapping.
posted by bink at 2:03 PM on August 19, 2009

The progression from just making them sound bad to making them sound FRUCKIN AMAZINGLY bad is essentially the story of everything awesome on the internet.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 3:13 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

AHA!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 3:18 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

I actually got through all of 20 seconds of the Stones one before my body went into a full oxygen-deprived laugh-seizure. I fear I may need some kind of anti-convulsant to get all the way to the end.
posted by scatman at 9:35 PM on August 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

I couldn't get past the first 18 seconds. I'm sure it gets better, but just don't have the patience right now. Maybe a glass of wine first, and then I'll try again.
posted by ms_rasclark at 8:58 PM on August 20, 2009