National Orgasm Day is Coming
June 22, 2001 9:09 AM Subscribe
National Orgasm Day is Coming (Ooohhhh, so sorry for that!). Yes, that special day is July 31, so everyone please rush out to Hallmark and buy your honey a card in celebration. Or visit the sex store that's sponsoring the day. In making the declaration, they said "it was time for women to stake their claim to a full and satisfying sex life." Amen!!
This beats the hell out of National Roll-Over-Indifferently-And-Fall-Asleep Day.
posted by Skot at 9:56 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by Skot at 9:56 AM on June 22, 2001
Or National I've-Got-An-Early-Meeting-So-I've-Got-To-Go-But-I'll-Call-You-Some-Time Day?
posted by jpoulos at 9:59 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by jpoulos at 9:59 AM on June 22, 2001
Or National Scrubbing-Your-Skin-Raw-In-The-Shower-For-Hours-Because-You-Can't-Rid-Yourself-Of-The-Smell-Of-Another-Human-I-Feel-So-Dirty-Dirty-Dirty-Day?
posted by sonofsamiam at 10:02 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by sonofsamiam at 10:02 AM on June 22, 2001
Hmm, just in time for the blogathon.
Seeing how one blogger will be stripping for the event, and I'm being asked to blog nude for the duration, I've got to think an Orgasm Day/Blogathon crossover is a natural.
posted by bjennings at 10:03 AM on June 22, 2001
Seeing how one blogger will be stripping for the event, and I'm being asked to blog nude for the duration, I've got to think an Orgasm Day/Blogathon crossover is a natural.
posted by bjennings at 10:03 AM on June 22, 2001
"it was time for women to stake their claim to a full and satisfying sex life."
And, I might add, it's time for men to do the same thing.
posted by kindall at 10:24 AM on June 22, 2001
And, I might add, it's time for men to do the same thing.
posted by kindall at 10:24 AM on June 22, 2001
There must be a way to tie this in to Globalgasm's monthly online orgy, which is scheduled for the day after. Is Halcyon in da house?
posted by jpoulos at 10:28 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by jpoulos at 10:28 AM on June 22, 2001
Orgasm day, naked blogathon, Globalgasm, and the Naked Protest linked here a few days ago...
I tell ya, I'm starting to like this planet.
posted by halcyon at 10:49 AM on June 22, 2001
I tell ya, I'm starting to like this planet.
posted by halcyon at 10:49 AM on June 22, 2001
Can't we all just have an orgasm?
posted by witchstone at 11:15 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by witchstone at 11:15 AM on June 22, 2001
Shouldn't this event be sponsored by Excedrin, the headache medicine?
posted by jdiaz at 11:19 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by jdiaz at 11:19 AM on June 22, 2001
Something about Fridays on MeFi bring out the best links.
posted by th3ph17 at 11:31 AM on June 22, 2001
posted by th3ph17 at 11:31 AM on June 22, 2001
I guess I better send away for some of them "Abercrombie & Fitch" catalogs before July 31st ...
posted by Shadowkeeper at 12:21 PM on June 22, 2001
posted by Shadowkeeper at 12:21 PM on June 22, 2001
i just mentioned this to a friend and she said "what, only one" and insists she wants mulitple orgasm days
posted by quarsan at 4:24 AM on June 23, 2001
posted by quarsan at 4:24 AM on June 23, 2001
I mentioned this to a friend and she said "for the hundredth time, NO Nick, I WON'T have sex with you! Stop calling me!"
Do they have a sign-up sheet for partners or anything?
posted by Succa at 9:03 PM on June 23, 2001
Do they have a sign-up sheet for partners or anything?
posted by Succa at 9:03 PM on June 23, 2001
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