Aw, what a cute kitty...

June 28, 2001 3:31 AM

Aw, what a cute kitty... From the "why didn't I think of this?" department: a photographer adopts a cute little gray cat, posts the sob story of how the cat was orphaned, starving, injured, etc. before he found a good home, and then just as women are all gushy, asks if they want to pose nude with him. Genius!
posted by RylandDotNet (24 comments total)

Why no shaved pussy pics?
posted by davehat at 3:46 AM on June 28, 2001

Oh, um. 'Scuse me, I'll just sort of... um...hmmm, I'll get my coat.....
posted by davehat at 3:52 AM on June 28, 2001

Heh. This one is a porn star. She even has her own web site. Sans felines, though...
posted by Spanktacular at 3:57 AM on June 28, 2001

The cat doesn't look so thrilled with the idea ...
posted by cmacleod at 5:04 AM on June 28, 2001

Hey, you know what? I saw this story first on Memepool.
posted by crunchland at 5:07 AM on June 28, 2001

Hey, you know what? I saw it first on FilePile. Yesterday. Top that.
posted by RylandDotNet at 6:14 AM on June 28, 2001

Genius, indeed. Genius, indeed.
posted by dequinix at 6:46 AM on June 28, 2001

I can top it. I saw it on FuckedCompany three days ago. This is the same guy who got a naked girl to pose in front of Blur Studios in Venice.

(On a side note, I'm the person who forwarded the Blur e-mail to Phil Kaplan, which launched a massive flamewar, a little notoriety, and a public apology from the sender.)
posted by waxpancake at 7:01 AM on June 28, 2001

Genius my ass! The damn cat's always in the way! Shoo, cat! Shoo!
posted by ZachsMind at 7:17 AM on June 28, 2001

Um...this doesn't seem all that "clever" when the very first page warns about explicit sexual material. I was expecting a warm, fuzzy (no jokes, please) intro to sucker people in, not a blatant, no-holds-barred, "welcome to online porn" introduction. What's so novel or gimmicky about this?
posted by davidmsc at 7:24 AM on June 28, 2001

So if we've all seen it on all of those other portals, why is it necessary to regurgitate it for the one or two people who use MetaFilter for their sole source of internet leftovers?
posted by crunchland at 7:28 AM on June 28, 2001

because more than just one or two people happen to not frequent the variety of portals you do.
posted by lotsofno at 7:37 AM on June 28, 2001

More porn, please.
posted by sudama at 7:38 AM on June 28, 2001

The most disturbing thing about this is that apparently my cat has been moonlighting.
posted by artlung at 7:54 AM on June 28, 2001

Hey know what? I posted it to file pile. But that sci the end of my witty comments, I got .86ed and need to find a new job.
posted by crackheadmatt at 8:33 AM on June 28, 2001

I can just feel the groundswell for another MeFi Kitty Day building even as we speak!
posted by briank at 8:53 AM on June 28, 2001

Give a cat ice cream, go to jail.
posted by jjg at 9:18 AM on June 28, 2001

I wonder if Little Gray Guy needs a stunt double? My cat Smudge is available.
posted by MegoSteve at 9:29 AM on June 28, 2001

What is the allure of grey kitties?
posted by Dreama at 9:31 AM on June 28, 2001

Am I the only one who thought all those girls were sorry?
posted by Karl at 9:38 AM on June 28, 2001

I had the opportunity to be bored by the site 6 months ago. beat that, biatch.
posted by lizardboy at 3:46 PM on June 28, 2001

Surely the big story here is that a cat has managed to make its own web page and write its own bio? Talk about missing the point.
posted by wackybrit at 6:22 PM on June 28, 2001

Anyone named "Kiki" is ok in my book...
posted by hincandenza at 9:56 PM on June 28, 2001

Russian Blues rule! (Even though mine keeps destroying my stuff.)
posted by dodgygeezer at 6:09 AM on June 29, 2001