I am a SKYLORD - makememighty.ca

November 19, 2009 12:21 PM

Make Me Mighty!
posted by disclaimer (44 comments total)

Aside from the somewhat nice UI, this really is nothing more than all those widgets people posted on their Livejournals years ago. "What's my hobbit name?" "What's my gangster name?" "What's my Smurf name?"

Duh, Explodey Smurf.
posted by explosion at 12:23 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

That's a lot of flash for something that ultimately amounts to another obnoxious thing for bored people to post on facebook.
posted by Tha Race Card at 12:27 PM on November 19, 2009

But will it really mighty my penis, man?
posted by crapmatic at 12:30 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Whoooooa.... it named me MATRIARCH KATYLAX (THE HUN). How did it KNOW?
posted by katillathehun at 12:34 PM on November 19, 2009

I demand to know HOW THIS WEBSITE KNEW I WAS THE NECROMANCER OF THE THOUSAND-FOOT DRAGON. What kind of identity theft scam is this! Hardly anyone knows of my necromancing!
posted by Lutoslawski at 12:35 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

I'm an "Albino Eunuch of Houndtoothedness."

/too close to home
posted by brundlefly at 12:40 PM on November 19, 2009

The question is, does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?
posted by Rat Spatula at 12:41 PM on November 19, 2009

VISCOUNT WHELKAX The Ruthless.

Somebody needs new business cards.
posted by The Whelk at 12:45 PM on November 19, 2009

Prietor Mongogon
~The Vindicator ~
Leprechaun Prince,
Timewalker of Atlantis

Wow! Nailed it first time!
posted by Mike Mongo at 12:46 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Mine said that I lived in the suburbs of Alexandria. Not even the name mightier can mightier my name.
posted by The White Hat at 12:50 PM on November 19, 2009

Funny, I'm Theora55, member #12646. Maybe it really is an identity theft device.
posted by theora55 at 12:51 PM on November 19, 2009

I was recognized as The Darkened Chaotic Adversary of the Sublime.

how do it know?
posted by dubold at 12:55 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

It says I am THE MATRIARCH, Judge, Jury and Executioner, Impeacher of Immutable Souls. This is true and awesome and will look great on business cards, but I'm hitting a glitch in the matrix when I go to Proclaim (much better word than share - much much) it to facebook or twitter. Which is probably, now that I think about it, for the best.
posted by mygothlaundry at 1:07 PM on November 19, 2009

BARONESS EVERIX, The Human Typhoon, Glacial Ice Force Made From The Tears Of Shivering Children, approves of this widget.
posted by The otter lady at 1:13 PM on November 19, 2009

It called me a Tar Ghoul.


It's like it's known me all my life!
posted by darkstar at 1:22 PM on November 19, 2009

The omniscience of this code continues faultlessly:

King Hippbearmulon:
The Great Balancer
----------------
Throne-Bearer of Sentient
Trees, Drinker of Waterfalls</center.
posted by hippybear at 1:23 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Three minute edit window! We continue to want you!!!
posted by hippybear at 1:25 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

Master Halloween Jackulus the Draconian, Leprechaun Prince, Timewalker of Atlantis?

I am... pleased.
posted by Halloween Jack at 1:38 PM on November 19, 2009

> That's a lot of flash...

No Flash at all -- it's HTML and Javascript. Pretty spiffy. Also, for some reason, it failed to capture my true essence, so I'll have to destroy it.
posted by ardgedee at 1:44 PM on November 19, 2009

Admiral "Slap" Happyhawk: Power Condor, Inferno of the Antarctic!

Do I get my own marionette and space-ship that launches from an underground base, now?
posted by Slap*Happy at 1:52 PM on November 19, 2009

Baron Languagehatgrim the Archfiend. I like it. You may address me henceforth as Your Lordship or, in intimate moments, O Archfiend!
posted by languagehat at 2:02 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

I'm down with this, since it proclaimed me Empress Fierce Cupcakegon, The Mastodonic, Albino Eunuch of Houndtoothedness. The more houndstooth, the better, really.
posted by fiercecupcake at 2:07 PM on November 19, 2009

or, in intimate moments, O Archfiend!

As in, "oh, O Archfield! Yes, oh, yes!!!!"?
posted by hippybear at 2:08 PM on November 19, 2009

Putting MeFi as the name yields this:

Empress MeFimulon the Epic
Omnipotent Siren of Salivary Sins,
Eater of the Inferno

Hmm.

'MetaFilter: Siren of Salivary Sins' has a nice ring to it.

Now go and clean your monitor.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 2:13 PM on November 19, 2009

Queen Faineantlax The Victorious. Exo-planetary Puppetmaster, The Weaver of Cosmic Strings.

I'm not at all surprised.

Does this come with batteries?
posted by faineant at 2:16 PM on November 19, 2009

All hail Viceroy Hermitosisulus, the Shamanist! All-sensing, All-knowing Harbinger of the Final Countdown to Evermore.
posted by hermitosis at 2:22 PM on November 19, 2009 [1 favorite]

This whole thing is quite python-handed.
posted by davejay at 2:28 PM on November 19, 2009

Oh, but I am Czar Davejaylax, the Celestial, The gloveless spine extractor.

aren't all spines gloveless?
posted by davejay at 2:29 PM on November 19, 2009

COUNT ODIVLOR
The World-brightener
Godfather of gods, the father of God.
posted by ODiV at 2:45 PM on November 19, 2009

All hail Viceroy Hermitosisulus, the Shamanist! All-sensing, All-knowing Harbinger of the Final Countdown to Evermore.

This is shockingly accurate. I am now afraid.
posted by The Whelk at 3:25 PM on November 19, 2009

Demon of delightfulness and sinister smirkings.

Sinister smirkings is so dead on that I wondered if a friend hard coded my name into the website.
posted by BrotherCaine at 3:31 PM on November 19, 2009

Ed, bringer of coffee.
posted by Edward L at 4:00 PM on November 19, 2009

ADMIRAL IDIOIPATHIOS The Colossus TURNBUCKLE STOMPER MASHER OF BRAINS doth heartily anounce his approval of this site.
posted by idiopath at 4:27 PM on November 19, 2009

Doctor mccarty.timoroth the Celestial.

... why?

I was hoping I'd be something like "ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT to the DAMN'D&c."
posted by mccarty.tim at 4:29 PM on November 19, 2009

Oh, I'll play:

DOCTOR DELIQUESCENTGON The Macabre, The Darkened Chaotic Adversary of the Sublime.

Niiiice.
posted by deliquescent at 5:25 PM on November 19, 2009

Huh. I got "Uppity Pigeon, guardian of unimpressive douchebags, lord of no seriously, we're not kidding."

I am taking umbrage.
posted by Uppity Pigeon #2 at 5:27 PM on November 19, 2009

PRAETOR
CMOJRIX
Godfather of gods, the
father of God.

I stopped there.
posted by cmoj at 5:36 PM on November 19, 2009

The Grotesque. I forgot that part.
posted by cmoj at 5:36 PM on November 19, 2009

OK, this is way better than smurf names.

Queen HopperFanoroth
The Human Typhoon
Malignant Spirit of Which Nightmares are Based On
posted by HopperFan at 5:46 PM on November 19, 2009

I am nothing. Because my last name is hyphenated and does not fit in the space allotted. Who are the assholes who in 2009 design input systems that cap name length?

I'm looking at you ETS.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 7:13 PM on November 19, 2009

I don't understand why so pissy, PostIrony.

Or should I be addressing you as "PostIronyMulon the Large, the Stink Ogre from the Land Of Flatulence"?
posted by swell at 8:56 PM on November 19, 2009

Queen EvaDestructionulus the Celestial
Human Asteroid from Beyond the Dogstar Cluster

awwwww, yeah
posted by EvaDestruction at 9:35 PM on November 19, 2009

Swell, PostIrony is fine. PostIronyMulon the Large, the Stink Ogre from the Land Of Flatulence is my father.
posted by PostIronyIsNotaMyth at 11:12 PM on November 19, 2009

Viceroy Goofyyrix, The Alchemist. Quantumist of the 99th Trimension.

This thing is obviously making shit up. I'm no alchemist. And it's not the 99th trimension, it's the 27th. (three 3's, 3 times).
posted by Goofyy at 12:44 AM on November 20, 2009