Still Life in Snowflakes

December 23, 2009 6:43 PM

Christmas statues are commonplace in countries around the world. There are the usual snowmen (previously), reindeer, and other types of fauna (an update to a previous post). But the most sought-after model is of course the Fat Man.

Some come to praise almighty Santa, others to bury him. But in the end, don't we all want to see a little more of the inimitable, irreplaceable, caffeine-free, clothing-optional Santa?

(Apparently, not everyone does).

posted by Hardcore Poser (8 comments total)

I'm so sad that there is no picture for the clothing-optional Santa.

I've been good this year.
posted by jeoc at 6:47 PM on December 23, 2009

jeoc: "picture for the clothing-optional Santa"

I thought Rule 34 had become like Moore's Law; I see now I was wrong :)
Your wish is my command.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 6:52 PM on December 23, 2009

For a second I thought you meant The Fat Man.
posted by abc123xyzinfinity at 7:09 PM on December 23, 2009

A house down the hill a ways has penguins and other cold weather animals.

Hubby and I always joke about their "Christmas Seal"!
posted by Jinx of the 2nd Law at 7:33 PM on December 23, 2009

What, no caganer?
posted by oinopaponton at 8:18 PM on December 23, 2009

Today a friend of mine at work told me about this little fella, and this looks like the place to give him a shout out.
posted by Mister Moofoo at 9:29 PM on December 23, 2009

What about the Tongue of the Fatman?
posted by benzenedream at 11:27 PM on December 23, 2009

I was really confused because the first thing I thought of was this fat man.

Not sure what that says about me.
posted by Hactar at 3:15 AM on December 24, 2009