Desperate times
July 3, 2001 8:30 PM   Subscribe

Desperate times call for desperate measures.
posted by mathowie (13 comments total)
i guess that 'ass hair' is how you up the ante from belly button lint.

kind of reminds me of a woman in one of my printmaking classes who shaved a bunch of her pubic hair for background "texture."
posted by heather at 8:48 PM on July 3, 2001

I'm not sure what I like best about this, the MacDraw-esque illustration, or the category it was placed in. Grab a hat, its dark in there!
posted by machaus at 8:51 PM on July 3, 2001

*cough* My birthday is on the 18th.

28 is the ass hair year, is it not?
posted by dong_resin at 8:53 PM on July 3, 2001

I laugh now, but I'm sure the ass hair will sell for some ridiculous amount of money and further undermine my faith in humanity (or the people who lurk on eBay). I remember back in the day when web entrepreneurs had to rely on good old fashioned porn banners.
posted by jed at 9:10 PM on July 3, 2001

can be far behind?
posted by anapestic at 9:36 PM on July 3, 2001

Well, whatever that high bidder agrees to pay, I can undercut him/her by 10%!

It's a Hackworth clearance sale! Everything about me must go!
posted by Hackworth at 10:04 PM on July 3, 2001

I am bidding on that ass hair, and then donating it to Metafilter.
posted by kristin at 11:29 PM on July 3, 2001

Beautiful! And for some of us asshair is a truly unlimited resource. Why, by my own ass alone I could . . . well, nevermind. Many of you will be reading this over breakkie in the morning.
posted by BoyWithFez at 12:02 AM on July 4, 2001

Maybe this will be the kick in the pants the Bush administration needs to recognize the public support demanding more funding for renewable asshair energy technologies.
posted by hincandenza at 3:04 AM on July 4, 2001

"Kick in the pants"! Ha! Man, I'm funny when I'm drunk...
posted by hincandenza at 3:23 AM on July 4, 2001

who's gonna pay for
posted by bregdan at 4:53 PM on July 4, 2001

All your ass hair are belong to ... uh, never mind, you can have/keep it.
posted by allaboutgeorge at 8:15 PM on July 4, 2001

The auction has been cancelled. sigh
posted by tweebiscuit at 9:27 PM on July 4, 2001

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