"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
January 1, 2010 1:07 PM Subscribe
Darth Vader and an entourage of Storm Troopers rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange on December 22nd.
Business Insider: This is pretty much the perfect metaphor for 2009: Darth Vader ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange surrounded by a goon squad of Storm Troopers.
NY Times: This seems unlikely to help Wall Street with its public relations problems.
Business Insider: This is pretty much the perfect metaphor for 2009: Darth Vader ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange surrounded by a goon squad of Storm Troopers.
NY Times: This seems unlikely to help Wall Street with its public relations problems.
There is something to be said for removing pretense.
posted by The Whelk at 1:09 PM on January 1, 2010 [13 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 1:09 PM on January 1, 2010 [13 favorites]
I've always wondered why they clap when they ring the opening bell. Such a bizarre ceremony.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:09 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:09 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
It's to keep the pixies that run the economy alive, duh.
posted by The Whelk at 1:11 PM on January 1, 2010 [13 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 1:11 PM on January 1, 2010 [13 favorites]
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
posted by Blasdelb at 1:12 PM on January 1, 2010 [18 favorites]
posted by Blasdelb at 1:12 PM on January 1, 2010 [18 favorites]
Their irony department needs an internal review.
posted by ZaneJ. at 1:13 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by ZaneJ. at 1:13 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:15 PM on January 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:15 PM on January 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
Tomorrow, the NYSE will officially adopt "All about the Benjamins" as its official theme song.
"Tone deaf to the atmospherics" doesn't even begin to cover it.
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 1:16 PM on January 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
"Tone deaf to the atmospherics" doesn't even begin to cover it.
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 1:16 PM on January 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
BANKERS STRIKE BACK
posted by The Whelk at 1:18 PM on January 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 1:18 PM on January 1, 2010 [2 favorites]
Treasury Secretary Scrooge McDuck could not be reached for comment.
posted by gompa at 1:28 PM on January 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by gompa at 1:28 PM on January 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
Would be cooler if Chewbacca did it.
Oh wait, he's dead, THANKS A LOT WALL STREET
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:31 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Oh wait, he's dead, THANKS A LOT WALL STREET
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 1:31 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
These aren't the corporate droids you're looking for.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:32 PM on January 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:32 PM on January 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
too bad the shark wasn't in the frame. vader looks good jumping.
posted by krautland at 1:32 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by krautland at 1:32 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
What is thy bid, my master?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:34 PM on January 1, 2010 [21 favorites]
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:34 PM on January 1, 2010 [21 favorites]
Well, scoff if you will. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
posted by njbradburn at 1:43 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by njbradburn at 1:43 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Oh, I so wish someone would add in some CGI lasers and sound effects for the guns. Some of the guns just happen to be pointing downward towards the crowd. It would make it look so much more real.
posted by P.o.B. at 1:44 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by P.o.B. at 1:44 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
ericb: ""Whack-A-Banker" Game a Hit in Britain."
Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
posted by Blasdelb at 1:49 PM on January 1, 2010
Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
posted by Blasdelb at 1:49 PM on January 1, 2010
Those are clone troopers, not proper storm troopers.
Worst. NYSE Opening. EVER.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:55 PM on January 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
Worst. NYSE Opening. EVER.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 1:55 PM on January 1, 2010 [6 favorites]
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy an economy is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
posted by Blasdelb at 2:00 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Blasdelb at 2:00 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy an economy is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Let's hope.
posted by _paegan_ at 2:10 PM on January 1, 2010
Let's hope.
posted by _paegan_ at 2:10 PM on January 1, 2010
You will be one with the Borg.
Oh, wait, wrong franchise
posted by DreamerFi at 2:11 PM on January 1, 2010
Oh, wait, wrong franchise
posted by DreamerFi at 2:11 PM on January 1, 2010
I never thought Vader could be the least evil person in the room.
posted by flatluigi at 2:11 PM on January 1, 2010 [11 favorites]
posted by flatluigi at 2:11 PM on January 1, 2010 [11 favorites]
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:12 PM on January 1, 2010 [11 favorites]
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:12 PM on January 1, 2010 [11 favorites]
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends.
posted by Blasdelb at 2:20 PM on January 1, 2010
Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends.
posted by Blasdelb at 2:20 PM on January 1, 2010
I felt a great disturbance in the economy, as if millions of subprime mortgages suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.... oh wait that was '07.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:25 PM on January 1, 2010 [7 favorites]
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 2:25 PM on January 1, 2010 [7 favorites]
It's Mega Bernake. He's gone from suck to blow.
posted by infinitefloatingbrains at 2:29 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by infinitefloatingbrains at 2:29 PM on January 1, 2010 [1 favorite]
The New York Stock Exchange. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
posted by eddydamascene at 2:29 PM on January 1, 2010 [8 favorites]
posted by eddydamascene at 2:29 PM on January 1, 2010 [8 favorites]
It's Mega Bernake. He's gone from suck to blow.
I'm pretty sure Wall St. never gets off blow.
posted by The Whelk at 2:34 PM on January 1, 2010 [7 favorites]
I'm pretty sure Wall St. never gets off blow.
posted by The Whelk at 2:34 PM on January 1, 2010 [7 favorites]
I'm all for it as long as they assure me they will build a "Death Star" that I can live on.
(until I rebel and steal one of their tie fighters or escape pods and get to go live with the Ewoks.)
posted by Balisong at 3:41 PM on January 1, 2010
(until I rebel and steal one of their tie fighters or escape pods and get to go live with the Ewoks.)
posted by Balisong at 3:41 PM on January 1, 2010
Afterward, he treated everybody to a harmonica solo.
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:46 PM on January 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:46 PM on January 1, 2010 [3 favorites]
Blazecock Pileon:I've always wondered why they clap when they ring the opening bell. Such a bizarre ceremony.
Thanks to TV magic, that balcony where they do the bell is less than ten feet off the ground appears to be a million feet in the air. You can practically reach up and touch them.
posted by dr_dank at 4:33 PM on January 1, 2010
Thanks to TV magic, that balcony where they do the bell is less than ten feet off the ground appears to be a million feet in the air. You can practically reach up and touch them.
posted by dr_dank at 4:33 PM on January 1, 2010
There will be no one to stop this time.
posted by kirkaracha at 5:22 PM on January 1, 2010
posted by kirkaracha at 5:22 PM on January 1, 2010
I've always wondered why they clap when they ring the opening bell. Such a bizarre ceremony.
Anyone who doesn't clap gets Vader's patented Force Choke.
posted by Mael Oui at 7:49 PM on January 1, 2010
Anyone who doesn't clap gets Vader's patented Force Choke.
posted by Mael Oui at 7:49 PM on January 1, 2010
I want them alive. No reorganisations.
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 8:20 PM on January 1, 2010
posted by RobotVoodooPower at 8:20 PM on January 1, 2010
Those are clone troopers, not proper storm troopers.
Worst. NYSE Opening. EVER.
Gah! Clearly, the trooper designs and his stature being more in line with Hayden Christiansen than David Prowse CLEARLY place him in continuity, between Episodes III and IV.
posted by mkultra at 8:25 PM on January 1, 2010
Worst. NYSE Opening. EVER.
Gah! Clearly, the trooper designs and his stature being more in line with Hayden Christiansen than David Prowse CLEARLY place him in continuity, between Episodes III and IV.
posted by mkultra at 8:25 PM on January 1, 2010
That's as maybe, it's still a frogclone trooper.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:39 PM on January 1, 2010
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:39 PM on January 1, 2010
Even though I knew it was just a little Lucasfilm promo, I couldn't stop myself from expecting him to do a little force choke on one of the stock brokers he was up there on the podium with. Just seemed necessary, somehow.
posted by steviehero at 8:51 PM on January 1, 2010
posted by steviehero at 8:51 PM on January 1, 2010
This got posted on a site where I work, and one of the comments was, "When do they open fire?"
Try watching it with that in mind, and it is extra hilarious/awful. (And yeah, I showed it to my four-year-old and he complains because Clone Troopers don't go with Darth Vader, etc., and I was just about to remind him about the clones massacring all the jedi, and then I remembered he's not going to see that dvd until he's 20. Adults may vaguely remember that as the "least awful of the prequels," but it's also got the slaughter of pre-schooler jedis.)
posted by kenlayne at 10:15 PM on January 1, 2010
Try watching it with that in mind, and it is extra hilarious/awful. (And yeah, I showed it to my four-year-old and he complains because Clone Troopers don't go with Darth Vader, etc., and I was just about to remind him about the clones massacring all the jedi, and then I remembered he's not going to see that dvd until he's 20. Adults may vaguely remember that as the "least awful of the prequels," but it's also got the slaughter of pre-schooler jedis.)
posted by kenlayne at 10:15 PM on January 1, 2010
If I look at where the toy budget for my 5-year-old son has gone for the past 2 years, this kinda makes sense... more so if you add in the CEO of the LEGO Group.
posted by girlhacker at 10:26 PM on January 1, 2010
posted by girlhacker at 10:26 PM on January 1, 2010
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