Play out 2009, B. B. Bunny...
January 2, 2010 4:55 AM   Subscribe

 
Oh and I couldn't make it through the first one as a it was so disturbing on so many levels.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 4:55 AM on January 2, 2010


Who could forget the Most Memorable Amateur Music Videos Of The 2000s, including such classics as The Heene Boys - Not Pussified and Samwell - What What In The Butt.
posted by netbros at 6:03 AM on January 2, 2010 [1 favorite]


I've finally found a reason to prefer Betamax.
posted by twoleftfeet at 7:10 AM on January 2, 2010 [1 favorite]


What was it with quiche, in the '80s, as a contemptible foodstuff? The shibboleth of real men versus "fake" men? I guess the '00s equivalent would be skinny jeans or a man-purse. I'm not certain how an omelette pie came to mean so much.

Also, I am delighted to see that Greg of "At Home With English" still wears that very shirt. YAAaaaayYYY
posted by Countess Elena at 7:30 AM on January 2, 2010


If bunnies can have facial expressions then B.B. Bunny was doing a pretty good stab at "kill me or get me the fuck out of here, whatever's faster."

Also, those ladies firing automatic weapons had absolutely zero chance of hitting anything the way they were holding them. I know that's not the point of the video but still it was kind of sickening. (I know what you're saying -- right, THAT'S what was sickening about that video, uh huh.)
posted by Rhomboid at 7:49 AM on January 2, 2010


I bailed out on the first one when I saw the tiger-stripe briefs appearing.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 8:00 AM on January 2, 2010


That exaggeratedly enunciated ESL voice is still as funny in its inadvertent condescension as it was when I was a child helping my mother with her homework. At Home With English should have been #1.
posted by Menomena at 8:19 AM on January 2, 2010


Rhomboid: "Also, those ladies firing automatic weapons had absolutely zero chance of hitting anything the way they were holding them."

I have the impression that proper rifle handling would risk getting the gun in between the camera and the breasts. And there is no reason to ever show the target in this video, so who cares if they miss?
posted by idiopath at 8:23 AM on January 2, 2010


I wonder how many billions of copies I could sell of a video that featured a group of Stereotypical Bikini Babes operating a 155mm howitzer.

Or, for that matter, of a group of nude women helping nude Paul Reubens assemble and prepare a mock B61 thermonuclear bomb for a variety of strike runs.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 8:27 AM on January 2, 2010


My favorite part of "What What in the Butt" is how, about 3/4 of the way through, the video features two dudes buttfucking, JUST TO ERASE ANY DOUBT as to what he's talking about.
posted by Afroblanco at 9:14 AM on January 2, 2010 [2 favorites]


I think that Brokencyde video from NetbrosĀ“link might be the worst video IĀ“ve ever seen. Is it a parody?
posted by concrete at 9:23 AM on January 2, 2010


No, I don't think they're being facetious. They were the subject of a post about a year ago.
posted by Rhomboid at 9:48 AM on January 2, 2010


I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOUR, BB BUNNY, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT DANNY BUYS A BLOBBIT IS THE BEST VHS SAMPLE OF ALL TIME! ALL TIME!

Besides, can you ever beat Christian Puppets? They combine ham-fisted adult-to-child evangelism with creepy moving dolls. It's a mixture of two awful attempts to reach kids.

It's times like this I'm glad I was raised liberal commie mainline Protestant/Reformed, rather than Fundie. I don't think I would have ever slept otherwise.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:13 AM on January 2, 2010


Also, who can forget "How to Seduce Women with Hypnosis?" I believe it's from 2008, though.
posted by mccarty.tim at 10:29 AM on January 2, 2010


I've clicked every link and now I'm exhausted from feeling so superior to everyone.
posted by Faze at 10:58 AM on January 2, 2010


These aren't bad enough to be good.
posted by storybored at 12:15 PM on January 2, 2010


That porn song really took me back. It was like he was trying to be all Spandau Ballet on a Wesley Willis budget.
posted by Sidhedevil at 12:25 PM on January 2, 2010 [1 favorite]


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