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WORK HARD PLAY HARD - Vice Magazine presents a mens fashion photo shoot where all models are sporting erections.
Imagine how good these photos would look if you were looking at them on an iPad tablet.
Imagine how good these photos would look if you were looking at them on an iPad tablet.
Oscar de la Tenta.
posted by ColdChef at 2:10 PM on January 27, 2010 [26 favorites]
posted by ColdChef at 2:10 PM on January 27, 2010 [26 favorites]
...why yes, I am happy to see you. Why do you ask?
posted by spacewrench at 2:16 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by spacewrench at 2:16 PM on January 27, 2010
Diane von Burstenberg
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 2:17 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 2:17 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
This post can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
posted by gman at 2:19 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by gman at 2:19 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I love the Blue Steel™ in this one.
posted by Navelgazer at 2:19 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Navelgazer at 2:19 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Vice, one again trying too hard.
posted by The Whelk at 2:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 2:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [5 favorites]
Sounds like hal_c_on has a bone to pick.
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 2:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 2:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
United Colors of Bonetton
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Dolce & Gabboner
posted by bewilderbeast at 2:22 PM on January 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by bewilderbeast at 2:22 PM on January 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
Liz Claibone
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:23 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:23 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
[more inside indeed]
posted by Balisong at 2:23 PM on January 27, 2010 [8 favorites]
posted by Balisong at 2:23 PM on January 27, 2010 [8 favorites]
Vera Wang
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:24 PM on January 27, 2010 [34 favorites]
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:24 PM on January 27, 2010 [34 favorites]
All models wearing Tom Ford for Men cologne
Funny. I would have guessed Ralph Lauren's Pole-o.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:25 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Funny. I would have guessed Ralph Lauren's Pole-o.
posted by Atom Eyes at 2:25 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Is-he mi-yang-e? Christian lacox?
posted by lalochezia at 2:27 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by lalochezia at 2:27 PM on January 27, 2010
Geez, you guys are always so full of snark. Don't be so hardon them.
posted by Sova at 2:27 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Sova at 2:27 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
A submarine! Get it?
posted by shakespeherian at 2:28 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 2:28 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
We're witnessing an actual Blazecock Pileon, people.
posted by The Whelk at 2:29 PM on January 27, 2010 [11 favorites]
posted by The Whelk at 2:29 PM on January 27, 2010 [11 favorites]
"Organizational policies prohibit access to this page...."
Why did I even click that here anyway?
Tom Ford
(wait I think I'm doing it wrong)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:30 PM on January 27, 2010
Why did I even click that here anyway?
Tom Ford
(wait I think I'm doing it wrong)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:30 PM on January 27, 2010
(okay I made my joke not realizing that Tom Ford was actually mentioned in the link...sadly makes it actually less funny)
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:31 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by MCMikeNamara at 2:31 PM on January 27, 2010
Banana Republic
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:32 PM on January 27, 2010 [15 favorites]
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:32 PM on January 27, 2010 [15 favorites]
7" For All Mankind
posted by kenko at 2:35 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by kenko at 2:35 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Betsy Johnson
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:37 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:37 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
This dog looks so nervous. I feel very sorry for him.
posted by jeanmari at 2:37 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jeanmari at 2:37 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Vivienne Westwood
posted by bewilderbeast at 2:38 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by bewilderbeast at 2:38 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Calvin nicht so Klein
posted by nathancaswell at 2:40 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:40 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Vice Webazine is for people who cannot seem to get their fill of Terry Richardson and those who imitate him.
Plus, although I'd like to watch their Liberia series, the delivery system they chose to implement their distribution of video content with sucks the biggie and thus cannot be watched.
posted by jsavimbi at 2:41 PM on January 27, 2010
Plus, although I'd like to watch their Liberia series, the delivery system they chose to implement their distribution of video content with sucks the biggie and thus cannot be watched.
posted by jsavimbi at 2:41 PM on January 27, 2010
Issey Mikake
posted by nathancaswell at 2:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
So are they real or prosthetic? Or shopped? If real: Viagra or natural? If natural: fluffed or fantasized?
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 2:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 2:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Dong Ed Hardy
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010
Fap
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010
Dongatella Versace
posted by nathancaswell at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Helmut Long
posted by nathancaswell at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nathancaswell at 2:42 PM on January 27, 2010
Prodda
posted by nathancaswell at 2:43 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:43 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
A. Testicloni
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010
Judging by their styling, I'm going with Alexander McQueen
posted by kitarra at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by kitarra at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Genital Pants Co.
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010
Ben Sher-manhood
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:44 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Kenneth Pole
posted by nathancaswell at 2:46 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:46 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Ralph Lauren Purple-Header
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:48 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:48 PM on January 27, 2010
Huge-o Boss
posted by toadliquor at 2:49 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by toadliquor at 2:49 PM on January 27, 2010
United Colors of Bonetton
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:20 PM on 1/27
You should have said "Bonertown." :(
posted by Optimus Chyme at 2:49 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by The Esteemed Doctor Bunsen Honeydew at 2:20 PM on 1/27
You should have said "Bonertown." :(
posted by Optimus Chyme at 2:49 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Doubtless do their shopping at Sacs Fifth Avenue.
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:51 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:51 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Dickers.
posted by ColdChef at 2:52 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by ColdChef at 2:52 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Valentino Garavani Penis Joke
posted by shakespeherian at 2:52 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by shakespeherian at 2:52 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Oscar de la Rentboys
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:55 PM on January 27, 2010 [7 favorites]
posted by PeterMcDermott at 2:55 PM on January 27, 2010 [7 favorites]
I assumed they were all from that new designer Hubert Geoffrey Rection.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010
Juicing Couture
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010
Pierre Hardon
posted by nathancaswell at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Cocko Chanel
posted by nathancaswell at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I assumed they were all from that new designer Hubert Geoffrey Rection
Didn't he once work for Haywood Jablome?
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010
Didn't he once work for Haywood Jablome?
posted by turgid dahlia at 2:56 PM on January 27, 2010
Patrick Cocks
posted by nathancaswell at 2:58 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:58 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
A submarine! Get it?
Been down on a submarine lately?
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 2:59 PM on January 27, 2010
Been down on a submarine lately?
posted by Combustible Edison Lighthouse at 2:59 PM on January 27, 2010
Dong Paul Gaultier
posted by nathancaswell at 2:59 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 2:59 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Cole Hung
posted by Horace Rumpole at 3:00 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 3:00 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Louis Baton
posted by nathancaswell at 3:00 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by nathancaswell at 3:00 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Penis.
posted by Justinian at 3:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Justinian at 3:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
wait, what?
posted by Justinian at 3:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Justinian at 3:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Vivienne Bestwood
posted by nathancaswell at 3:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by nathancaswell at 3:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Liz Claibone
posted by nathancaswell at 3:03 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nathancaswell at 3:03 PM on January 27, 2010
Bestey Johnson
posted by nathancaswell at 3:03 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nathancaswell at 3:03 PM on January 27, 2010
Donga Karan
posted by nathancaswell at 3:03 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nathancaswell at 3:03 PM on January 27, 2010
Balenciagra
posted by hermitosis at 3:04 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by hermitosis at 3:04 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Sean Combs-his-pubic-hair?
posted by nathancaswell at 3:04 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nathancaswell at 3:04 PM on January 27, 2010
Yvescock Saintcock Laurentcock. Okay, let me explain this one, what I did here is --
posted by user92371 at 3:05 PM on January 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by user92371 at 3:05 PM on January 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
I think I've run out... golf claps all around.
posted by nathancaswell at 3:06 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nathancaswell at 3:06 PM on January 27, 2010
Izod As A Rock
posted by toadliquor at 3:08 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by toadliquor at 3:08 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I think I've run out... golf claps all around.
yeah, I think we've gone sartorialimp.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:16 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
yeah, I think we've gone sartorialimp.
posted by Solon and Thanks at 3:16 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
DicKNY
posted by Ratio at 3:18 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Ratio at 3:18 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
So, if I buy these pants and they don't give me an immediate raging boner when I put them on, can I sue for false advertising?
posted by Lutoslawski at 3:20 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by Lutoslawski at 3:20 PM on January 27, 2010
Work hard, play hard, spend the rest of the day trying to hide the stain.
posted by fight or flight at 3:21 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by fight or flight at 3:21 PM on January 27, 2010
Eighty comments in, and I don't see "Gasp! Magnum!" anywhere?
Weak, people.
posted by mhoye at 3:26 PM on January 27, 2010
Weak, people.
posted by mhoye at 3:26 PM on January 27, 2010
Bellendciaga
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:29 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:29 PM on January 27, 2010
In retrospect, all of this creative energy could have been more profitably channelled.
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:29 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:29 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Abercrombie and Pitch
posted by swift at 3:35 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by swift at 3:35 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
I like this post.
posted by jessamyn at 3:39 PM on January 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
posted by jessamyn at 3:39 PM on January 27, 2010 [6 favorites]
Members Only
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 3:39 PM on January 27, 2010 [11 favorites]
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 3:39 PM on January 27, 2010 [11 favorites]
Yves Saint Tumescent
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by turgid dahlia at 3:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
In retrospect, all of this creative energy could have been more profitably channelled.
Men in Plaid do Men in Stripes 4.
posted by Lutoslawski at 3:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Men in Plaid do Men in Stripes 4.
posted by Lutoslawski at 3:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Lucky Jeans
posted by brundlefly at 3:43 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by brundlefly at 3:43 PM on January 27, 2010
Wangler
posted by brundlefly at 3:44 PM on January 27, 2010 [7 favorites]
posted by brundlefly at 3:44 PM on January 27, 2010 [7 favorites]
Once again, we see that men's fashion has finally caught up with styles I've been rocking for ages now.
I am nothing if not a trendsetter.
posted by quin at 3:45 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
I am nothing if not a trendsetter.
posted by quin at 3:45 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
"Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"
"No. Trombone."
posted by jonmc at 3:46 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
"No. Trombone."
posted by jonmc at 3:46 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
FUCK
posted by crossoverman at 3:52 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by crossoverman at 3:52 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I like this post.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
ffs, you guys are asleep at the wheel today.
posted by jessamyn at 3:53 PM on January 27, 2010 [31 favorites]
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
ffs, you guys are asleep at the wheel today.
posted by jessamyn at 3:53 PM on January 27, 2010 [31 favorites]
This post is almost up to 100 CUMMENTS
posted by The Devil Tesla at 3:56 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by The Devil Tesla at 3:56 PM on January 27, 2010
you guys are asleep at the wheel today
We're too busy thinking about knobs to pay attention to a woman.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:56 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
We're too busy thinking about knobs to pay attention to a woman.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:56 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Also, aww, I thought jessamyn liked my post :(
posted by The Devil Tesla at 3:58 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by The Devil Tesla at 3:58 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Anne Bone
Guilded SausAge
Stiff and Burrows
Bern-hard Willy-helm
Rachel Cumey
Private Part
Very Wang
Cock & Repubic
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:01 PM on January 27, 2010
Guilded SausAge
Stiff and Burrows
Bern-hard Willy-helm
Rachel Cumey
Private Part
Very Wang
Cock & Repubic
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:01 PM on January 27, 2010
Crap, I just realized I posted those in the wrong thread. Sorry!
posted by jbickers at 4:02 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by jbickers at 4:02 PM on January 27, 2010
What is it with a post about hard-ons that leads to a whole bunch of short comments?
posted by philip-random at 4:09 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by philip-random at 4:09 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. Then, sporting an enormous erection, my Kegel exercises. I can exert enough force to catapault a wet bath towel ($400 from Versace) over my shoulder, and am strong enough to hold up a full magnum of Cristal attached with a wool tie ($250, by Kiton). I need a tanning bed in my apartment.
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:17 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by turgid dahlia at 4:17 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
It's funny because you can see their wieners.
posted by Meatbomb at 4:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Meatbomb at 4:20 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Seven Inches for All Mankind
posted by Frank Grimes at 4:23 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by Frank Grimes at 4:23 PM on January 27, 2010
Clearly if there's anything that will provoke a torrent of comments on Metafilter it's Apple product launches and penis puns.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 4:37 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by Horace Rumpole at 4:37 PM on January 27, 2010
And I'm not convinced that the two things are unrelated.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 4:37 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by Horace Rumpole at 4:37 PM on January 27, 2010
Then, sporting an enormous erection, my Kegel exercises.
After I checked Wikipedia to see if men do Kegel exercises, I discovered that yes, they do, and yes, they should.
posted by Kutsuwamushi at 4:38 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
After I checked Wikipedia to see if men do Kegel exercises, I discovered that yes, they do, and yes, they should.
posted by Kutsuwamushi at 4:38 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Horace Rumpole: "Clearly if there's anything that will provoke a torrent of comments on Metafilter it's Apple product launches and penis puns."
Don't forget intellectual property. The book piracy FPP I made yesterday got more comments than anything I've posted.
posted by brundlefly at 4:40 PM on January 27, 2010
Don't forget intellectual property. The book piracy FPP I made yesterday got more comments than anything I've posted.
posted by brundlefly at 4:40 PM on January 27, 2010
for underwear shoots, male models used white bread without the crusts for molding/shaping/plumping. i wonder what they use here.
posted by nadawi at 4:44 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by nadawi at 4:44 PM on January 27, 2010
Baguettes?
posted by brundlefly at 4:53 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by brundlefly at 4:53 PM on January 27, 2010
Jack not Spade.
posted by jimmythefish at 4:54 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by jimmythefish at 4:54 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Vivianne Morningwood.
posted by msali at 4:55 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by msali at 4:55 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Well, finally Vice amounted to something. Namely inspiring this pun thread.
Me, I prefer Cocker's. So roomy.
posted by loquacious at 5:00 PM on January 27, 2010
Me, I prefer Cocker's. So roomy.
posted by loquacious at 5:00 PM on January 27, 2010
Meh, they're no Greg Oden. Even if they Voltron'd up.
posted by yerfatma at 5:04 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by yerfatma at 5:04 PM on January 27, 2010
This thread is still here?
Huh.
Well at last it proved my theory about pale skinny men.
posted by The Whelk at 5:16 PM on January 27, 2010
Huh.
Well at last it proved my theory about pale skinny men.
posted by The Whelk at 5:16 PM on January 27, 2010
Proenza Schlonger
posted by Asparagirl at 5:19 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by Asparagirl at 5:19 PM on January 27, 2010
All models wearing Tom Ford for Men cologne
'This is the real WTF' as they say... they may as well be wearing Old Spice for all we know. Is this standard practice, to advise alongside fashion photos with the scent the models wear? How is it useful?
... unless 'Tom Ford for Men' is some kind of mystical aphrodisiac cologne that gives you wood?...
posted by joz at 5:22 PM on January 27, 2010
'This is the real WTF' as they say... they may as well be wearing Old Spice for all we know. Is this standard practice, to advise alongside fashion photos with the scent the models wear? How is it useful?
... unless 'Tom Ford for Men' is some kind of mystical aphrodisiac cologne that gives you wood?...
posted by joz at 5:22 PM on January 27, 2010
Designer, schmesigner -- I shop at J C Peni.
posted by davejay at 5:31 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by davejay at 5:31 PM on January 27, 2010 [4 favorites]
Well, I'm turned off now. These make me feel like I'm at [a very rich] high school.
posted by rubah at 5:39 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by rubah at 5:39 PM on January 27, 2010
one-trick pony thread.
posted by artof.mulata at 6:05 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by artof.mulata at 6:05 PM on January 27, 2010
I suppose this is as good a place as any to post this tangentally Zoolander-related comment piece from the Guardian.
Good work on the cock jokes, by the way. I like all of your work.
posted by djgh at 6:13 PM on January 27, 2010
Good work on the cock jokes, by the way. I like all of your work.
posted by djgh at 6:13 PM on January 27, 2010
one-trick pony thread.
One prick pony?
Sorry
posted by djgh at 6:13 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
One prick pony?
Sorry
posted by djgh at 6:13 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
one-trick pony
Yes, I find my dick a lot more flexible than that!
posted by crossoverman at 6:18 PM on January 27, 2010
Yes, I find my dick a lot more flexible than that!
posted by crossoverman at 6:18 PM on January 27, 2010
This is a MAGNUM post for the BLUE.
AHEM!...FUCKING WINK, WINK!...FUCKING BLUE-VEIN MAGNUM, I SAID!
posted by Pecinpah at 6:20 PM on January 27, 2010
AHEM!...FUCKING WINK, WINK!...FUCKING BLUE-VEIN MAGNUM, I SAID!
posted by Pecinpah at 6:20 PM on January 27, 2010
The Right Honorable Sir Boner-Dickens McGenitals Erectington IV
Did I do it right?
posted by Theodore Sign at 6:49 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Did I do it right?
posted by Theodore Sign at 6:49 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Crap, I just realized I posted those in the wrong thread. Sorry!
Premature Meficulation.
posted by swell at 6:55 PM on January 27, 2010
Premature Meficulation.
posted by swell at 6:55 PM on January 27, 2010
This would be a fine time for Cock-knee rhyming slang.
posted by zippy at 6:57 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by zippy at 6:57 PM on January 27, 2010
All of these items are on sale in SF at Harry O Menswear.
posted by zippy at 7:00 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by zippy at 7:00 PM on January 27, 2010
It's funny dumb because you can can't see their wieners.
I mean, come on; this is Vice we're talking about. Show some cock, assholes, if you want to be fashion-edgy.
posted by mediareport at 7:10 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
I mean, come on; this is Vice we're talking about. Show some cock, assholes, if you want to be fashion-edgy.
posted by mediareport at 7:10 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Premature Meficulation.
posted by swell
Epenisterical.
posted by zippy at 7:32 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by swell
Epenisterical.
posted by zippy at 7:32 PM on January 27, 2010
I've never been more worried that an FPP would be deleted before I could get home from work to check it out in my entire life.
posted by kkokkodalk at 8:15 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by kkokkodalk at 8:15 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
And pursed lips, oddly enough.
They're concentrating.
posted by nanojath at 8:31 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
They're concentrating.
posted by nanojath at 8:31 PM on January 27, 2010 [1 favorite]
Minority Leader John Boehner
posted by Juicy Avenger at 9:01 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Juicy Avenger at 9:01 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
What does it say about me that the first thing I noticed was that this cock is on a late 60's BSA Lightning motorcycle and that the photo itself has been flipped (all of the badging is backwards).
Usually this is a big no-no in a photo featuring a person as people are always slightly asymmetrical. If the model was someone famous you'd note something was off almost immediately, even if you couldn't, er, put your finger on it right away.
posted by maxwelton at 9:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
Usually this is a big no-no in a photo featuring a person as people are always slightly asymmetrical. If the model was someone famous you'd note something was off almost immediately, even if you couldn't, er, put your finger on it right away.
posted by maxwelton at 9:02 PM on January 27, 2010 [3 favorites]
¯\(º_o)/¯
posted by Juicy Avenger at 9:03 PM on January 27, 2010
posted by Juicy Avenger at 9:03 PM on January 27, 2010
I need a cigarette.
posted by Surfurrus at 11:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by Surfurrus at 11:41 PM on January 27, 2010 [2 favorites]
Pole Smith
posted by patricio at 1:35 AM on January 28, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by patricio at 1:35 AM on January 28, 2010 [1 favorite]
So are they real or prosthetic?
My guess is "strap-on."
posted by KirkJobSluder at 6:41 AM on January 28, 2010
My guess is "strap-on."
posted by KirkJobSluder at 6:41 AM on January 28, 2010
(R)ED Rocket campaign.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 11:20 AM on January 28, 2010
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 11:20 AM on January 28, 2010
Cum des Garçons
posted by piratebowling at 2:17 PM on January 28, 2010
posted by piratebowling at 2:17 PM on January 28, 2010
These are really rather modest, aren't they? I mean, they're models, shouldn't they be something that guys should be jealous of and want to aspire to - and women to desire?
/tempted to post using my former username
posted by porpoise at 8:02 PM on January 28, 2010
/tempted to post using my former username
posted by porpoise at 8:02 PM on January 28, 2010
The last one is a little, intimidating, but that could be the folds.
posted by The Whelk at 8:22 PM on January 28, 2010
posted by The Whelk at 8:22 PM on January 28, 2010
Dries Van Knobend
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:02 PM on January 28, 2010
posted by PeterMcDermott at 10:02 PM on January 28, 2010
Personally, to take a step back from the lovely puns, I think most of these shots would look better if they didn't try to be absurdly blatant.
posted by Goofyy at 12:45 AM on January 29, 2010
posted by Goofyy at 12:45 AM on January 29, 2010
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