Ten minutes of innuendo
February 3, 2010 1:25 AM Subscribe
I suppose you've never seen this, then
posted by Throw away your common sense and get an afro! at 1:51 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Throw away your common sense and get an afro! at 1:51 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
I thought it would get old around 3 minutes in, but it didn't. Then I thought I was over it about 7 minutes in, but then it started a full-on crescendo of orgiastic explosions and theme song glee.
Okay, now can this thread turn into Tell Me Your Dirty Star Trek Jokes?
posted by Mizu at 2:35 AM on February 3, 2010
Okay, now can this thread turn into Tell Me Your Dirty Star Trek Jokes?
posted by Mizu at 2:35 AM on February 3, 2010
Oh, I feel funny in my pants now. I'm still recovering from having first seen Riker's orgasm face in "The Game" and that was a long, long time ago. This is more than I could ever have dreamed of!
posted by h00py at 2:47 AM on February 3, 2010
posted by h00py at 2:47 AM on February 3, 2010
I laughed, I cried, I ... hang on, I'll get a cloth.
posted by nonspecialist at 3:54 AM on February 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
posted by nonspecialist at 3:54 AM on February 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
OK, just proving my humor is stalled at age 13, that was hilarious.
posted by maxwelton at 4:57 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by maxwelton at 4:57 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
I am a fan. And I thought it was funny, too. Favorite bit was about getting "inside", followed by a shot of Wesley climbing through some tube. Poor Wil Wheaton, so often a target of derision. Probably jealousy. How many trekkies have you ever seen with as shapely an ass in their uniform?
posted by Goofyy at 5:28 AM on February 3, 2010 [5 favorites]
posted by Goofyy at 5:28 AM on February 3, 2010 [5 favorites]
Poor Wil Wheaton, so often a target of derision. Probably jealousy. How many trekkies have you ever seen with as shapely an ass in their uniform?
It's not that, it's the sweaters. [darth vader voice]I want that sweater![/vader]
posted by fuq at 5:57 AM on February 3, 2010
It's not that, it's the sweaters. [darth vader voice]I want that sweater![/vader]
posted by fuq at 5:57 AM on February 3, 2010
In the 26 years or so that I've actually owned my own computer, I have never been made to spew coffee on my screen.
My streak is over. Damn car flying into the shuttle.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:09 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
My streak is over. Damn car flying into the shuttle.
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 7:09 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
It always wonders me the people who have the time to watch an entire series like this and take notes to make such collages - and to do the grunt work of cutting and pasting the clips. I applaud the efforts and the outcome. This is great.
posted by yeti at 7:21 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by yeti at 7:21 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?
...and to do the grunt work of cutting and pasting the clips.
I see what you did there.
posted by DU at 7:28 AM on February 3, 2010
...and to do the grunt work of cutting and pasting the clips.
I see what you did there.
posted by DU at 7:28 AM on February 3, 2010
Absolutely brilliant! I want to show it to someone else to share in the hilarity, but I'm afraid that everyone i know IRL would just look at me like a weirdo! At least I have you, Metafilter!
posted by ukdanae at 7:32 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by ukdanae at 7:32 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
IMHO, this is much funnier:
"That Jean-Luc Picard"
... the subtlety of the editing is genius
posted by memebake at 7:45 AM on February 3, 2010 [18 favorites]
"That Jean-Luc Picard"
... the subtlety of the editing is genius
posted by memebake at 7:45 AM on February 3, 2010 [18 favorites]
"What would Picard do?"
"Come!"
"*pyew pyew*"
"*SPLAT*"
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 8:05 AM on February 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
"Come!"
"*pyew pyew*"
"*SPLAT*"
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 8:05 AM on February 3, 2010 [2 favorites]
It's sad that it had to be spelled out for me so, uh, explicitly, but I now finally understand where slashfic comes from. Thanks for that.
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:18 AM on February 3, 2010
posted by Cold Lurkey at 8:18 AM on February 3, 2010
The JAndrewEdits are awesome. What's sad is that the amateurs making it have a better sense of pacing than the professionals who put together TNG. Maybe 42 minutes was too long, or maybe they were just in a 1960's state of mind, but TNG's biggest flaw was always the fact that it was slow, and had a reaction shot for EVERYTHING.
Those gaping holes just made it easier for home editors to make it really funny. Gene Roddenberry really should have seen the rise of home computers with software like iMovie and Windows Movie Maker coming.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:33 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Those gaping holes just made it easier for home editors to make it really funny. Gene Roddenberry really should have seen the rise of home computers with software like iMovie and Windows Movie Maker coming.
posted by mccarty.tim at 8:33 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
Greg Nog, I wish that I could favorite you forever and ever a thousand times over.
posted by Mizu at 8:49 AM on February 3, 2010 [3 favorites]
posted by Mizu at 8:49 AM on February 3, 2010 [3 favorites]
Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?
You sold your soul again, didn't you?
posted by pupdog at 8:53 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
You sold your soul again, didn't you?
posted by pupdog at 8:53 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
I would like to live inside Greg Nog's brain for a while.
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 10:07 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by Dormant Gorilla at 10:07 AM on February 3, 2010 [1 favorite]
God, this is just like my math and science magnet high school.
posted by cmoj at 10:11 AM on February 3, 2010 [4 favorites]
posted by cmoj at 10:11 AM on February 3, 2010 [4 favorites]
That's it. We need a meetup for watching Star Trek. Drink any time there's a quantum, subspace, or temporal anything.
posted by Jon_Evil at 10:35 AM on February 3, 2010
posted by Jon_Evil at 10:35 AM on February 3, 2010
Is it a mark of my advanced age or my utter loathing of TNG that made me not crack a smile during the 30 seconds of this I could stand?
A fair comment, and I was pretty iffy about posting this on the blue (to be honest), but ultimately, having seen it to the end and thus getting the bigger narrative picture, I felt it was worth sharing for the chuckles. As, you know, a gentleman of a certain age myself.
Clearly not of a certain maturity, however
posted by Sparx at 1:43 PM on February 3, 2010
A fair comment, and I was pretty iffy about posting this on the blue (to be honest), but ultimately, having seen it to the end and thus getting the bigger narrative picture, I felt it was worth sharing for the chuckles. As, you know, a gentleman of a certain age myself.
Clearly not of a certain maturity, however
posted by Sparx at 1:43 PM on February 3, 2010
Never a huge TNG guy, but I laughed. Especially at 4:16
posted by stargell at 4:45 PM on February 3, 2010
posted by stargell at 4:45 PM on February 3, 2010
This just made me angry that Firefly got axed but they dragged this shit out for 178 episodes and people liked it.
posted by obiwanwasabi at 12:42 AM on February 4, 2010
posted by obiwanwasabi at 12:42 AM on February 4, 2010
Back in high school, we used to watch TNG everyday during dinner. I just posted this to my mom's Facebook wall.
posted by daHIFI at 2:15 PM on February 6, 2010 [1 favorite]
posted by daHIFI at 2:15 PM on February 6, 2010 [1 favorite]
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