Washable walls

April 22, 2010 12:54 AM

"A quality dungeon adds more value to a home than a stainless steel kitchen" (SLYT) very slightly NSFW
posted by mock (20 comments total)

Eponysterical.

It was disappointing! That video totally needed more detail.
posted by WalterMitty at 2:08 AM on April 22, 2010

Screw. Spackle. Snoooooze.
posted by chavenet at 3:15 AM on April 22, 2010

I did not know that those would just stick to the wall like that.
posted by newpotato at 4:22 AM on April 22, 2010

I did not know that those would just stick to the wall like that.

You want to beware if you try it; I saw some guy crucified for inappropriately displaying one of those.
posted by maxwelton at 4:32 AM on April 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

This post should have a "houseplace" tag, so that I know to avoid SLYTs of these two guys' work in the future.
posted by Halloween Jack at 5:09 AM on April 22, 2010

you want details? are you sure? because I know a few links...
posted by krautland at 5:14 AM on April 22, 2010

It's every kid's dream!
posted by ActualStackhouse at 6:12 AM on April 22, 2010 [1 favorite]

lol kinky people amirite????????????????????????
posted by desjardins at 6:42 AM on April 22, 2010 [3 favorites]

They definitely nailed the home improvement show pacing / patter / production values.
posted by condour75 at 7:16 AM on April 22, 2010 [2 favorites]

Bob Villa once carved me a ball-gag out of a single piece of mahogany.
posted by Think_Long at 7:19 AM on April 22, 2010 [4 favorites]

Think_Long: that's too bad, mahogany makes a terrible ball-gag. You want something with a little give.
posted by leotrotsky at 7:35 AM on April 22, 2010 [2 favorites]

I like the way kink is framed as banal, suburban, and unremarkable here. You know, what every white middle-class couple should aspire to. White picket fences and a judas chair.
posted by LMGM at 7:39 AM on April 22, 2010

Kinksters and ballgag afficionados- Get thee to Fetlife!
posted by newpotato at 7:51 AM on April 22, 2010

condour75: They definitely nailed the home improvement show pacing / patter / production values.

They did. I can't help but wish it was about the kind of dungeons with dragons and stuff, though. That is a draw in a house.
posted by paisley henosis at 8:18 AM on April 22, 2010

Among the more interesting things I learnt from a house builder during an interview last year was being advised never to put heavy suspension chain-bolts in a load-bearing wall, "especially if you're gonna be hanging from them".
posted by malusmoriendumest at 8:47 AM on April 22, 2010

Pitch-perfect home improvement show feel. And just long enough, without dragging it out. This was very well done.
posted by rusty at 8:56 AM on April 22, 2010

They did. I can't help but wish it was about the kind of dungeons with dragons and stuff, though. That is a draw in a house.

Maybe you'd prefer this one.
posted by clearlydemon at 9:40 AM on April 22, 2010

The whole series is great. Just about as helpful as the real shows, and more entertaining!
posted by echo target at 11:20 AM on April 22, 2010

-1 dumb midget joke.

+25 production value, pacing, humor, boner jokes.

Thanks!
posted by wemayfreeze at 2:43 PM on April 22, 2010

the mustache one is double hilarious.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 1:16 PM on April 23, 2010