Oh The Sexual Pleasure

May 26, 2010 8:17 AM

On Failing To Make Bad Porn from Sex Worker Literati - Matthew Lawrence talks about being a rent boy who never shaved or worked out and his camera-obsessed client. Audio NSFW.
posted by The Whelk (19 comments total)

i am straight and not particularly dapper but i would definitely read his Headmaster Magazine. Hope it works out!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:41 AM on May 26, 2010

I'm straight and not his intended audience, but I would buy his Headmaster Magazine. Rowr.
posted by HopperFan at 9:03 AM on May 26, 2010

I'm straight and like the song "Be Straight" from Joan Jett who is probably not completely straight.
posted by Halloween Jack at 9:11 AM on May 26, 2010

Who on this lovely Earth is completely straight? As much as I adore my SO, I still totally have a crush on rtha.
posted by HopperFan at 9:29 AM on May 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

Oh man. I smell a spousin' coming on.
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 9:33 AM on May 26, 2010 [2 favorites]

Who's espousing being straight?
posted by benzenedream at 9:40 AM on May 26, 2010

I've made bad porn a few times in my life, too.

Now I wonder where the heck those tapes are.
posted by hippybear at 9:40 AM on May 26, 2010

I'm straight, but I saw you today with hippie Johnny, and I want to take his place.
posted by penduluum at 9:57 AM on May 26, 2010 [6 favorites]

The best way to find those tapes, hippybear, is to join the Republican Party and run for the Senate.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 10:04 AM on May 26, 2010 [8 favorites]

At first I thought we were talking about *Joey* Lawrence... Woah!
posted by antifuse at 10:05 AM on May 26, 2010

I'm so straight I clicked right on those NSFW links in the lesbian post. Well, actually not the hipster dyke one 'cause, you know, fucking hipsters and all...
posted by ecurtz at 10:13 AM on May 26, 2010

Spousin'? That's a paddlin'.
posted by kirkaracha at 10:28 AM on May 26, 2010

The best way to find those tapes, hippybear, is to join the Republican Party and run for the Senate.
Probably not worth doing just to find the tapes.
posted by rainy at 10:46 AM on May 26, 2010

I am straight, it's just my morals are crooked.
posted by frecklefaerie at 11:23 AM on May 26, 2010

Headmaster: It bothers me that as a straight male, it seems less and less likely that I'll be informed about manly man things. What, do straight me have to dress in khaki's and sandels? Are we doomed to only wear and do only the most mainstream of things? Try buying a thong in a 'straight' store! Bah.

On a side note, don't shoot the typewriter using a jello camera.
posted by Bovine Love at 11:47 AM on May 26, 2010

I have friends, we're all going through a maze of twisty passages, all alike. Or was it a twisty maze of passages, all alike? Whatever your angle, if you're a cool person, you're welcome to hang out.
posted by mrbill at 1:51 PM on May 26, 2010

I'd like to point out that i was first drawn to this video cause he looks EXACTLY an an ex of mine and I was 90% sure we was until he opened his mouth and then the story was hilarious
and then I go to his site and he has Mixtapes For Hookers is designed to present in-call escorts with music to time their sessions with.- which is a great idea and I am a mixtape fanatic so it's all good.
posted by The Whelk at 3:48 PM on May 26, 2010 [1 favorite]

That was fucking funny.
posted by dubitable at 3:49 PM on May 26, 2010

The best way to find those tapes, hippybear, is to join the Republican Democratic Party and run for the Senate and let the Republicans unearth them.

FTFY.
posted by ZenMasterThis at 8:18 PM on May 26, 2010