Help Nora Batty rule the web!
July 25, 2001 2:25 AM   Subscribe

Help Nora Batty rule the web! BBC Radio Five Live is championing Last of the Summer Wine's Nora Batty for title of the 'web's most downloaded woman'.
posted by viama (11 comments total)
This is an attempt to derail Australian model Sarah Jane in her attempt to get into the Guinness Book of Records. They've won enough this summer already :)
posted by viama at 2:31 AM on July 25, 2001

Who can resist the lure of wrinkly stockings?, me, apparently.
posted by salmacis at 5:50 AM on July 25, 2001

They're going to have a long way to go to catch up with Danni Ashe.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 7:24 AM on July 25, 2001

Hey, she's prettier than Maggie Thatcher.
posted by jfuller at 7:33 AM on July 25, 2001

Ground zero for the whole "most downloaded" movement.
posted by owillis at 7:34 AM on July 25, 2001

It's a bollocks category, anyway, derived from the notorious fiction that is web access statistics. Unless Norris McWhirter analyses every access log of every web server, and I doubt even he's up to that.

I actually think this is a surreptitious bid to win the record for Fi Glover.
posted by holgate at 7:38 AM on July 25, 2001

But, you have to admit, she (Ms. Ashe) has lovely breasts.

I don't know about Ms. Jane - I can't reach her site.
posted by Irontom at 9:29 AM on July 25, 2001

Janet Street-Porter isn't even in the running? Shame.
posted by galachef55 at 9:31 AM on July 25, 2001

*sigh*... Danni Ashe... :) Thanks for the mammaries! Damn fine looking woman, much better than that plasticky Cindy Margolis ho'.

Y'know, before she started posting her pictures to newsgroups, and then started the website, and making the bajillions of dollars, Danni used to dance at the Deja Vu on Lake City Way right here in Seattle! Uh, not that I go to places like that of course. I just read that somewhere.
posted by hincandenza at 1:31 PM on July 25, 2001

Yep, another patented Hal Incandenza thread- stopping post. It's like a gift, I can't explain it...
posted by hincandenza at 6:36 PM on July 25, 2001

I will say that Sara Jane, previously unknown to me, is a complete hottie. Thank got I have Metafilter to help me find new chicks to download! :)
posted by soulhuntre at 7:28 PM on July 25, 2001

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