June 25, 2010 9:16 AM   Subscribe

Wade Boggs is known to like his beer. Well, now a Tapper-style game where Boggs drinks beers, throws away girlie drinks, and eats burgers to sober up has been created.

Check this out quick, because I'm sure MLB and Boggs won't be too happy about it.
posted by reenum (11 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
They could just rerelease it as "Wells."
posted by jonmc at 9:21 AM on June 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

I hope it's followed up by a Boggs/Margo Adams Hot Coffee-style game.

And why sandwiches? He likes fried chicken. There's hits in chicken!
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:24 AM on June 25, 2010

*sigh* I miss the days when athletes were hard-drinking assholes and not juiced up doucheheels.

Thanks for posting this, reenum.
posted by Ufez Jones at 9:31 AM on June 25, 2010 [2 favorites]

I can't tell if I like that he's in a Sox uniform or not.
posted by Mayor Curley at 9:33 AM on June 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

Is this something I'd have to follow soccer to care about?
posted by Elmore at 9:37 AM on June 25, 2010 [3 favorites]

Miller Lite? Seriously, that counts as beer now?
posted by mr_crash_davis mark II: Jazz Odyssey at 9:52 AM on June 25, 2010

I won't be able to play it until I get home this evening. In the meantime, let me say that I hope there's a level where you can "will yourself invisible."
posted by .kobayashi. at 10:05 AM on June 25, 2010 [1 favorite]

I loved the Cheers episode with Wade Boggs. And now, the rest of the story.
posted by zippy at 10:10 AM on June 25, 2010

Sure, that's impressive, but how many Smirnoff Ices can he drink?
posted by exogenous at 10:59 AM on June 25, 2010

2nd on the Sox uniform. I remember raging when he was celebrating in pinstripes and jealous as he was riding a horse in Yankee Stadium. Maybe that's a level of the game not yet reached.
posted by drowsy at 11:37 AM on June 25, 2010

Please tell me there's a level where he runs himself over with his truck.
posted by schoolgirl report at 1:57 PM on June 25, 2010

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