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June 28, 2010 3:11 PM   Subscribe

From the same people who brought you Total Recall: The Musical

These are much better than they have any right to be. I like Arnold's singing voice, even if it's a little Romano-esque.
posted by mhum at 3:47 PM on June 28, 2010

Hey, that was pretty good! You know...they made a stage musical of the Lion King...Conan is certainly an epic worthy of respect, like Wagner's epic Ring opera.
posted by Xoebe at 3:50 PM on June 28, 2010

If you think that's something, you should see the dancing giant snake number.
posted by Sys Rq at 3:52 PM on June 28, 2010

I await Thulsa Doom's melancoly "Such a Loss/You Killed My Snake"
posted by never used baby shoes at 4:24 PM on June 28, 2010 [3 favorites]

Simspons Robot Chicken did it.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 4:49 PM on June 28, 2010

I'll have to let it stir for a bit, but truth be told, "Crush your enemies.... lamentations..." etc doesn't work as strongly as a chorus verse as "CLIMBING THE MOUNTAINS OF MAAARRRRRSS". Yes, really, go watch the Total Recall one.

That said, 2:13 kills.
posted by cavalier at 5:02 PM on June 28, 2010

Silence! is one of my favorite albums. As good as the music from Team America.
posted by Tristram Shandy, Gentleman at 5:34 PM on June 28, 2010

If Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin could do it, so can Arnold.
posted by DaddyNewt at 7:00 PM on June 28, 2010

That was just plain awesome...
posted by GavinR at 7:09 PM on June 28, 2010

The dialog in the original Conan was sparse enough that the movie was essentially a Basil Poledouris music video.
posted by Jpfed at 8:04 PM on June 28, 2010

It's not as catchy as Mountains of Mars, but it's still pretty great, and this made me lol.
posted by homunculus at 8:54 PM on June 28, 2010

That was fucking hilarious.
posted by Pirate-Bartender-Zombie-Monkey at 8:55 PM on June 28, 2010

i want to like this so much that i like it even though i really don't
posted by nathancaswell at 9:18 PM on June 28, 2010


*shakes head and laughs wolfishly*

A murrain upon this youtube and its twisted, civilised ways! Bring me a flagon of ale!
posted by lucien_reeve at 6:48 AM on June 29, 2010

Depending on his mood, John Milius will either laugh or kill someone if he sees this.
posted by aught at 7:53 AM on June 29, 2010

Evil Dead: The Musical

Pretty hilarious, all told! And depending on where your seats are, you may request a poncho to avoid the blood... if you're a GIANT WUSS.
posted by FatherDagon at 9:44 AM on June 29, 2010

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