"Two hours of "you're gay?" Haven't we all had enough of this in middle school?"
"Hey, President Obama," he spits out the name like a mouthful of burning hair. "You ain't black. I don't care what you say—you're a latte. You're half whole-milk. It could be goat milk—you could be a terrorist!"
At other points during the show, Gallagher says, "Men and women can't live in the same house" and "There's no way men and women can have a relationship." He says he can't remember why he used to feel pleasure in looking at a woman. And, "There's only one kind of homosexual guy, and that's the pretty ones—why do homosexual men have to be so good-looking?"
Pat Boone: Hating the Gay.
Pat Boone Compares Prop 8 Demonstrators to Mumbai Terrorists.
Damn. This must be what conservatives feel like when they find out one of their children is gay...
In case you just can't get enough of the wacky world of Gallagher, I typed up all the right-wing, homo-obsessed, crazybrains "jokes" that I didn't have room for in my article.
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