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July 28, 2001 7:44 PM   Subscribe

Toy Yoda... Expecting a Landcruiser, but getting the land speeder instead, a Hooter's waitress uses the Force to fight against her employer's dark side in court.
posted by fooljay (21 comments total)
 
Errr, yeah. I swear I checked it, but that Land Cruiser link is not the right one...

To atone, I offer you good ol' Star Wars humor
posted by fooljay at 7:50 PM on July 28, 2001


There has always been a gap between the manager who has the salary to afford to have a sense of humour and the employee. What is particularly inappropriate in this case is how the employee actually worked to increse profits and basically got pooed on from a great height.
posted by feelinglistless at 5:40 AM on July 29, 2001


As a side issue, and perhaps this is a British thing - can someone explain the hooters concept to me - and why anyone would want to work for the company? Especially when the workforce seems to be recruited from what is essentially a dramatically sexist point of view. Do job advertisements actually specify such things as vital statistics, or do you know instinctively if your Hooters girl or not?
posted by feelinglistless at 5:43 AM on July 29, 2001


feelinglistless: First, the people working at Hooters probably tend to get better tips than elsewhere due to their "friendliness" and horny males. Second, probably the same reason why some girls aspire to work in strip joints.
posted by gyc at 9:27 AM on July 29, 2001


Yeah, that's exactly it. It's attractive to young women who would like the tips you get working in a "gentlemen's entertainment establishment," but who just can't quite bring themselves to do it. The clothing is rather skimpy, but really no worse than a lot of women wear in public during warm weather.
posted by kindall at 12:22 PM on July 29, 2001


um, kindall. it may be skimpy, but it's still tight and all polyester. i think it's just a scheme to sell monistat.
posted by lescour at 4:00 PM on July 29, 2001


Hooters is to strip clubs

as

Maxim Magazine is to Playboy
posted by ColdChef at 4:14 PM on July 29, 2001


Which I think presents another question. Who frequents 'Hooters'?
posted by feelinglistless at 4:17 PM on July 29, 2001


Horny middle aged men without the balls to go to a gentleman's club.
posted by SpecialK at 5:29 PM on July 29, 2001


Bollocks. They serve cold beer and tasty wings. There may be an element of titillation (settle down, Beavis) to the women's attire, but it's not like they're giving out free lapdances with every pitcher.
posted by Optamystic at 5:43 PM on July 29, 2001


Oh, and she should sue the metaphorical pants off the bastards.
posted by Optamystic at 5:44 PM on July 29, 2001


Hooter's has gotten hit with a share of an enormous junk-fax lawsuit judgment. Wonder if there'll be anything left for her?
posted by gwyon at 6:13 PM on July 29, 2001


actually, though i've only been there twice, they've served some great shrimp both times i was there.
posted by lotsofno at 7:48 PM on July 29, 2001


The food's not half bad and the waitresses are cute, although some of them have let it go to their heads. I continue to maintain that I've seen more revealing outfits on, say, beaches.

However, many Hooters establishments have tin roofs, which causes the ambient noise level to quickly escalate to deafening. Don't go there with friends if you wanna talk. I've only been there twice and walked out both times with my ears ringing, like after a rock concert.
posted by kindall at 9:21 PM on July 29, 2001


So are their wings actually pretty good or do people say it is good just as an excuse to eat there?
posted by gyc at 9:27 PM on July 29, 2001


both. try 'em.
posted by techgnollogic at 12:49 AM on July 30, 2001


Next time you hit the place, give their Buffalo Chicken sandwich a try....YUMMY!
posted by stew560 at 6:06 AM on July 30, 2001


Lamest thing on the menu: 20 wings and a bottle of Dom Perignon=$100.01.

I'm sure that it's a joke, but I have "friends" that actually pooled their money and ordered this.

Saddest thing? Five guys....twenty bucks each...no one thought about bringing enough for a tip. Loooooosers.
posted by ColdChef at 6:51 AM on July 30, 2001


I've only been to hooters once. Took me an hour and a half to get my food and I had some barbie doll, top heavy waitress. I'm not going back.
posted by Apoch at 8:37 AM on July 30, 2001


Good buffalo wings and cold beer are not exactly rare commodities.

Guys go for the knockers.
posted by anapestic at 10:33 AM on July 30, 2001


not all guys.
posted by tolkhan at 4:36 PM on July 31, 2001


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