Elian Gonzalez may return to the US. with Castro

August 30, 2001 2:55 PM

Elian Gonzalez may return to the US. with Castro May show up at UN for Children's Day, with Castro. Will Bush show up with Michael Jackson?
posted by Postroad (8 comments total)

i'm showing up with wil wheaton.
posted by jcterminal at 3:08 PM on August 30, 2001

I'm showing up with Kaycee.
posted by msacheson at 3:47 PM on August 30, 2001

F Elian.
posted by Su at 5:03 PM on August 30, 2001

I'm showing up with Orlando Hernandez.
posted by machaus at 7:21 PM on August 30, 2001

Who's Elian?
posted by Rastafari at 7:28 PM on August 30, 2001

Who's Kaycee?
posted by canoeguide at 2:37 AM on August 31, 2001

Trade Michael Jackson, Carrot Top, and P. Diddy for Elian, some minor league prospects and the oft-traded "future considerations".
posted by owillis at 2:58 AM on August 31, 2001

I'm not showing up by Gawd! If the GOP in Utah can withdraw from the UN at their convention (with the tacit approval of Cheney who was the keynote speaker) then I can too. Let's all be isolationists as individuals instead of collectively. Maybe Kazinsky was right to live in a shack out in the wilds (way, way right.)
posted by nofundy at 5:54 AM on August 31, 2001