Blowing up people
September 4, 2001 12:40 PM Subscribe
Blowing up people just became friendlier to everyone but the people being blown up.
Can't wait for the technology to filter up into atomb bombs.. an environmentally friendly nuker, what a pretty sight that mushroom will be as we all stand around it warming our hands enjoying the merriment's of life. Perhaps throw in a few spuds and make it a full-on family shindig. An annual affair for the whole community to enjoy. Ahhh utopia. Those spiffing German army chaps are just soOoOoOo damn thoughful!
posted by Kino at 1:44 PM on September 4, 2001
posted by Kino at 1:44 PM on September 4, 2001
Enviro-friendly nukes? Isn't that what neutron bomb was supposed to be? "No long-lasting hard radiation."
I'll take three, thanks.
posted by hadashi at 2:01 PM on September 4, 2001
I'll take three, thanks.
posted by hadashi at 2:01 PM on September 4, 2001
Nukes may be inherently environment-friendly considering that they reduce overpopulation in a fairly rapid fashion.
It really all depends on how you define the word "environment"... :-)
posted by fooljay at 2:29 PM on September 4, 2001
It really all depends on how you define the word "environment"... :-)
posted by fooljay at 2:29 PM on September 4, 2001
Waaaaa! Fooljay.. Quit it! You're scaring us!!
"No long-lasting hard radiation."
Sounds like an advert for detergent Hadashi. And there was me thinking long-lasting radiation was a 'feature'. I simply must upgrade to a shiny neutron. They're the new bla-boom!. This seasons hot, must-get item simply exploding onto the marketplace... Oh, I wouldn't be seen dead without my neutron.
'.."All you get from these materials is virtually hot air," said Professor Klaptoke..'
Sounds like a tory party election campaign. If only the German Army had have been so thoughtful all them years ago, perhaps rotting dead flesh and stale vomit might not have been the last thing those millions of hapless, desperate, shivering, innocent souls would have smelt as their bony, malnourished, torturously-broken frames entered the retched steaming hellhole of a gas chamber.
Oh shit, now i'm scaring myself!
posted by Kino at 2:44 PM on September 4, 2001
"No long-lasting hard radiation."
Sounds like an advert for detergent Hadashi. And there was me thinking long-lasting radiation was a 'feature'. I simply must upgrade to a shiny neutron. They're the new bla-boom!. This seasons hot, must-get item simply exploding onto the marketplace... Oh, I wouldn't be seen dead without my neutron.
'.."All you get from these materials is virtually hot air," said Professor Klaptoke..'
Sounds like a tory party election campaign. If only the German Army had have been so thoughtful all them years ago, perhaps rotting dead flesh and stale vomit might not have been the last thing those millions of hapless, desperate, shivering, innocent souls would have smelt as their bony, malnourished, torturously-broken frames entered the retched steaming hellhole of a gas chamber.
Oh shit, now i'm scaring myself!
posted by Kino at 2:44 PM on September 4, 2001
Neutron bombs unleash enough radiation to kill the human population in a large city.
If we are going to all that trouble, can't we at least get rid of all the bad architecture at the same time? Perhaps deploy organisms that attack concrete? Call it "Project Frank Lloyd Blight™"
posted by machaus at 3:00 PM on September 4, 2001
If we are going to all that trouble, can't we at least get rid of all the bad architecture at the same time? Perhaps deploy organisms that attack concrete? Call it "Project Frank Lloyd Blight™"
posted by machaus at 3:00 PM on September 4, 2001
I think Project Frank Lloyd Blight™ is an official spinoff of ZippityBop™. I Could be wrong.
posted by Hankins at 9:07 PM on September 4, 2001
posted by Hankins at 9:07 PM on September 4, 2001
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