"...so, ok, it's....7:28PM here, that's um...9:28 your time...aaaand it's Sunday. Sunday the 19th. So long..."
DAD: THIS IS DAD
ME: KNOCK KNOCK
ME: Oh, come on! KNOCK KNOCK
DAUGHTER: Can you take me to Staples?
DAD: Hi Honey!
FRIEND: Woah how did you learn how to text?
DAD: Monkey see, monkey do.
Within twenty minutes of unboxing it she was on iCat, wanting to video chat.
Mom: Are you coming home today or tomorrow?
Me: TMW, leaving noonish.
Mom: Just wanted to know when to vacuum.
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