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January 4, 2011 12:06 AM

'The Lord of the Books of the 55 Arse-Hymens of Stone.' (SLYT) The Lord of the Rings gets the Dirty Potter treatment. Exceptionally NSFW
posted by AzzaMcKazza (15 comments total)

Proudfaggots. Very funny.

I was going to search for this and link it. But it was about 5th on the sidebar related-links of the FPP, anyway.
posted by uncanny hengeman at 12:26 AM on January 4, 2011

I got about 45 seconds into it before I became highly embarrassed laughing this hard while wearing headphones with my wife in the room.
posted by ZaneJ. at 2:10 AM on January 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

Yeah, this really shouldn't be funny.... but it is.
posted by Pendragon at 2:47 AM on January 4, 2011

As funny as it is juvenile. That is, extremely.

My God, the songs
posted by lifeless at 3:10 AM on January 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Good, we need some laughs right about now. Looking forward to sharing Dirty Potter with Young&Stillgood.
posted by Old'n'Busted at 4:12 AM on January 4, 2011

Brings back fond memories of Bored of the Rings, the 1969 parody novel from Harvard Lampoon.
posted by fairmettle at 4:36 AM on January 4, 2011 [3 favorites]

"No cry came from him. He shut his eyes and clung to his foreskin, with his feet as well as with his hands." :-)
posted by facetious at 4:51 AM on January 4, 2011

I reread Bored of the Rings as an adult, and vanquished the fond memories :(
As with David Eddings and the Narnia books, there needs to be some way of protecting adults from tarnishing their cherished recollections of adolescence.
posted by nowonmai at 4:51 AM on January 4, 2011

Oh dear. Dirty Potter.

The sound effects.




OK, I'm going to close my computer now and put a big rock on top of it.
posted by louche mustachio at 5:47 AM on January 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

"Well, well, that's over," said the wizard, struggling to his feet. "It's no small feat to have come so far. You see? I have written 'Gandalf is here' in sprug! I've never felt so spent."

Oh god, I might die if I don't breathe.
posted by cromagnon at 6:20 AM on January 4, 2011 [1 favorite]

Amazing audio editing. It must have taken a long time to rough up a script and locate all the bits & pieces. I wish the video was mashed up also, with screen caps of the character's improbably grimacing O-faces.
posted by ohshenandoah at 7:48 AM on January 4, 2011

"A small muddy and extremely faggoty haggis"

I think I just laughed up a lung..
posted by Ahab at 8:09 AM on January 4, 2011

What I especially appreciate is the time it takes for mise en scene.

"He felt the quick heave and surge as Gandalf came through the windows, onto the gardens, and the trees, the elves and the chairs, and the spoons and knives and bottles and Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and the lanterns, and the crumbs and cracker-paper, and the faces of his friends."
posted by bicyclefish at 8:16 AM on January 4, 2011 [2 favorites]

It's like the experience of reading the books compressed into ten minutes.
posted by cmoj at 10:36 AM on January 4, 2011

Few things make me laugh like a twelve-year-old. This is one of those things.
posted by Earl the Polliwog at 9:47 PM on January 10, 2011