America's Finest!
September 8, 2001 12:08 PM   Subscribe

America's Finest! I don't know what my favorite part of this article is, the quote "their hearts were in the right place" (as well as other body parts) or the law that says police officers can have sex if they are in a dangerous or "life-threatening situation."
posted by sassone (5 comments total)

Like if a terrorist wont release hostages unless a cop beats him in an all-out sexathon?
posted by Doug at 1:26 PM on September 8, 2001

That rule makes it nice and easy. Just get some girl to say "I'm dying for [insert euphemism for sex here]..." Bang! Lifesaving situation, indeed!
posted by whatnotever at 1:46 PM on September 8, 2001

You know, this might just be the best story to use for recruiting young men into the police force.
"You get paid to use a gun and receive oral sex from women? Where do I sign up?"
posted by Grum at 3:37 PM on September 8, 2001

"Ma'am, we'll let you have sex with us, just put down the gun."
posted by geoff. at 4:27 PM on September 8, 2001

I didn't think it was legal to expose yourself if you were a cop. In fact I'm pretty sure of it. Seems kinda fishy.
posted by dig_duggler at 4:59 PM on September 9, 2001

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