Metafilter Character Sheet

SecretAgentSockpuppet the sifaka lemur
mayor
SecretAgentSockpuppet's past is shrouded in mystery but they were an only child. Their childhood home burnt down but the loss of their family shook them to the core. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

chafing tubesock of clemency
+4 corset of indecision

Spells

Lesser Fish
Daemon Of Ice

Skills

phrenology
punditry
sitting