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ashbury the leprous
lurker
No one knows where ashbury came from but they were raised by loving adoptive parents. The villagers turned against them but a swindler stole the family diadem. Their sole companion: a disrespectful salmon.
Voracity:
16
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
7
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
zirconium glaive
frying pan of cajoling
autocratic wrench
mercurial cat o nine tails of pie throwing
Spells
Magnetic Elemental
Grasp Of Minya
Joke Storm
Oil Welter
Skills
geology
music (non-ukelele)
cat-whispering