Metafilter Character Sheet

michaelh the accursed
assassin
michaelh has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were orphaned at a young age. A great storm destroyed their town but the disappearance of their second cousin still haunts them. Their sole companion: a defiant wolf.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

metafilter's own pokemon of good posture
eel of orchestration
massive sockpuppet of trolling

Spells

Cloud Of Odor
Welter Of Poison
Deletion Vision

Skills

straw weaving
money laundering