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Elly Vortex the peculiar
farmer
Elly Vortex's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They aspired to learn chicken-whispering, to no success, but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. Their sole companion: a swaggering hyperintelligent sea urchin.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
girded poleaxe
rock of lobsters
hammer of temperance
unexpected shield
Spells
Bandcamp
Water Foam
Skills
bred-liking
latin declensions
chicken-whispering
terraforming