Metafilter Character Sheet

mstokes650 the red
thespian
mstokes650's past is shrouded in mystery but they were orphaned at a young age. The villagers turned against them but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear one day returning to a desert island.
Voracity:
5
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
7
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

polished singlet of mettle
waxy mystery meat
axe of eschatology
long-winded tights of mercy

Spells

Declare Hamburger
Previouslier

Skills

making a perfect cup of coffee
making a perfect pot of tea
rock skipping
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