Metafilter Character Sheet
OntologicalPuppy the she-wolf
deputy
No one knows where OntologicalPuppy came from but they were raised by loving adoptive parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with jar opening but a swindler stole the family hurdygurdy. They fear one day returning to an untouched lagoon.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
distracting trained llamas
ingenuous rock
preoccupying candlestick of pie throwing
incurious blackjack of insensibility
Spells
Declare Hamburger
Golem Of Troll
Daggers Of Lightning
Light Golem
Skills
making routine phone calls
jar opening
spelling
copy editing