Metafilter Character Sheet

dazed_one the ancient
legitimate businessperson
dazed_one was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. Eminent domain displaced their home and they left home seeking adventure. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
18
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
17
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

hangry wand of snakes
two-handed sword of tiny adjustments
fighty keyboard of the chill winter air
shrouded fedora of poise

Spells

Tornado Of Ice
Field Of Bile
Rain Of Hoppitamoppita
Aura Of Puzzle

Skills

bicycle repair
music (non-ukelele)
question begging