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lazaruslong the one-eyed
accountant
No one knows where lazaruslong came from but they were an only child. The gods cursed them with an obsession with making a perfect cup of coffee but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
javelin of snakes
soft rod of good humor
coruscating heavy duty flashlight
Spells
Grar Daemon
Perfume Cone
Skills
making a perfect cup of coffee
whistling
echolocation
music (ukelele)