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Wolfdog the bruce
vintner
Wolfdog has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They read a couple wikipedia pages about hypnosis but a swindler stole the family saddle. They have strange dreams of a hidden cave-city, reached only by barely-visible steps carved into the canyon wall.
Voracity:
7
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
6
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

congested trebuchet of the three-ring binder
loose cannon of shitposting
elastic neck brace of mettle
despicable letterman jacket

Spells

Plasma Of Lightning
Flag It And Move On

Skills

straw weaving
geology
hypnosis
dog-whispering