Metafilter Character Sheet
Space Kitty the posthumous
greenhorn
Space Kitty was born in a hidden cave-city, reached only by barely-visible steps carved into the canyon wall, where they were the child of loving parents. The villagers turned against them but a swindler stole the family red pen. For days, they've been followed by a taciturn newt.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
nerf gun of stuffing
indignant puffy shirt
crockety plate of beans
Spells
Tornado Of Oil
Summon Dat Boi
Brine Barrier
Skills
deadgoating
nose boop
grammar policing
flim-flam