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ArbitraryAndCapricious the troubadour
bandit
No one knows where ArbitraryAndCapricious came from but they were raised by wolves. A genie granted them knowledge of woolgathering but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They seek the villain who poisoned their town.
Voracity:
4
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

knob of chastity
ozymandian spat of clemency
latte of prestidigitation

Spells

Aura Of Lava
Cone Of Perfume
Field Of Puzzle
Register Dissent

Skills

physics
woolgathering
blockquoting
flamenco