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oneswellfoop the magnificent
newbie
oneswellfoop has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were an only child. A dragon torched several of their friends but the disappearance of their spouse still haunts them. They hope to return home forgiven.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
15
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
distant calipers
musical hula hoop of grace
portentious pair of cargo pants
mournful longsword
Spells
Tempest Of Deletion
Make Terrible Pun
Skills
bicycle repair
pearlclutching
music (ukelele)
dinosaur identification