Metafilter Character Sheet

Freelance Demiurge the do-nothing
deputy
Freelance Demiurge was born in a volcano lair, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. A dragon torched several of their friends but the disappearance of their co-worker still haunts them. They're hoping to see their co-worker again.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
4
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

pokemon of tiny adjustments
-1 protected keyboard
icy garter belt of comfort
mitten of the three-ring binder

Spells

Elemental Of Light
Summon Lemur
Welter Of Argument

Skills

mumbling
dad jokes