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Gyre,Gimble,Wabe, Esq. the ceremonious
medic
Gyre,Gimble,Wabe, Esq. was born in the game room of a down-at-heels startup , where they were orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about punditry but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They seek a promised land.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
15
Vivacity:
8
Equipment
chiropractic leatherman of chastity
beanie of temperance
Spells
Ball Of Bile
Argument Arrows
Skills
punditry
echolocation
buttling
dog-whispering