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zachlipton the be-shitten
medic
zachlipton was born in the open road, where they were an only child. A great storm destroyed their town but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. For days, they've been followed by a fair three-toed sloth.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
vinyl record of wool
sweater of defenestration
Spells
Sudden Optimism
Comprehend Voynich
Blizzard Of Tedium
Skills
gymnastics
grammar policing