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palegirl the fickle
sheriff
palegirl has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were the child of loving parents. The villagers turned against them but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They hope to avenge their boyfriend's death.
Voracity:
15
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
7
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

vitreous figleaf
ill-concieved thawb of bad faith
quinceanera dress of instagramming

Spells

This Tastes Awful -- Here, You Try
Puzzle Plasma

Skills

band naming
dad jokes
hypnosis