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MCMikeNamara the red
sheriff
MCMikeNamara was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. They learned dot connecting from a Q&A forum but the loss of their family shook them to the core. Their sole companion: a fierce boar.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
3
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
15
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

fluorescent stapler
self tanner of bears

Spells

Fiend Of Gas
Lightning Cloud

Skills

band naming
performance art
juggling
dot connecting