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Stanczyk the philosopher
zookeeper
Stanczyk was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. They read a couple wikipedia pages about confabulation but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They travel with their tenacious bowerbird.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
crushing pen
metallic gauntlet
lute of eschatology
Spells
Gas Fog
Summon Lemur
Call Of Paphnuty
Cloud Of Odor
Skills
confabulation
fitted sheet folding
selective quoting