Metafilter Character Sheet

limeonaire the enlightened
cowpoke
limeonaire's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by loving adoptive parents. A great storm destroyed their town and they left home seeking adventure. They travel with their slovenly hummingbird.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
16
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
17
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

buttered cat of polygons
tufted handcuffs of commiseration
resinous jumper of patience

Spells

Famine
Arrows Of Ice

Skills

band naming
dad jokes