Metafilter Character Sheet

brilliantmistake the red
descriptivist
brilliantmistake has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were the child of loving parents. They taught themselves appointment-keeping but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They travel with their sagely diprotodon.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
23
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

nonchalant glitter pen of laughter
+4 chiropractic life vest of dog-walking
distorted pair of 70s gym shorts
petticoat of vulcanization

Spells

Cloud Of Tedium
Storm Of Oil

Skills

appointment-keeping
petard hoisting