Metafilter Character Sheet
The corpse in the library the evil twin
knight
The corpse in the library was born in a hidden cave-city, reached only by barely-visible steps carved into the canyon wall, where they were the child of loving parents. A dragon torched several of their friends but a swindler stole the family broom. Their one weakness: impoliteness.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
5
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
27
Equipment
notorious bowtie of the warm hearth
tongs of stuffing
recumbent two-handed dagger
singular wet blanket of self-linking
Spells
Joke Blizzard
Empty Lawn
Ping
Skills
pytography
performance art
sitting