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LobsterMitten the sailor king
sorceror
LobsterMitten was born in a castle in the sky, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. A genie granted them knowledge of heart blessing but a swindler stole the family rubberband gun. They travel with their polite but firm blue whale.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
10

Equipment

nail clippers of languor
bladed bloomers of collateralization
+2 coruscating lucerne hammer of cheesemongery

Spells

Fiend Of Chill
Tornado Of Bile
Welter Of Deletion
Equivocation

Skills

heart blessing
long term silencing
fitted sheet folding