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meinvt the sacristan
local official
meinvt was born in beyond the grave, where they were raised by wolves. They read a couple wikipedia pages about free association but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. They fear one day returning to a desert island.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

trousers of googling
straw boater hat of bears
resinous stole of encouragement

Spells

Fave Vision
Cone Of Magnetic
Bean Net

Skills

faving
obfuscation
free association