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phatkitten the wry-mouthed
poet
phatkitten was born in the vaulted reading room of university's ancient scrolls department, where they were raised by wolves. The villagers turned against them but the disappearance of their cousin still haunts them. They're hoping to see their cousin again.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
crockety belly of indominability
joyful dirk
tufted button of collateralization
Spells
Storm Of Poison
Tornado Of Tedium
Skills
bird watching
knot-tying
music (non-ukelele)
fenestration