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sammyo the god-like one
cook
sammyo was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. They learned misspelling from infomercials and they left home seeking adventure. For days, they've been followed by a vain moose.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
7
Equipment
fluorescent foam finger
peppermill of scrupulosity
fluorescent hardhat of lobsters
Spells
Electrical Daggers
Hail Of Fave
Argument Cone
Skills
misspelling
music (ukelele)