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Horace Rumpole the one who fights alone
bard
Horace Rumpole's past is shrouded in mystery but they were an only child. They apprenticed as a bard under a master's tutelage and they left home seeking adventure. They seek a promised land.
Voracity:
6
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
17
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
philosophical axe of holding
axey pair of scissors
redirecting blackjack
Spells
Comprehend Voynich
Magnetic Plasma
Water Foam
Deletion
Skills
bred-liking
thinking of the children
dad jokes
mic dropping