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yohko the avenger
midwife
yohko has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were raised by wolves. The villagers turned against them but the disappearance of their sidekick still haunts them. For days, they've been followed by a blepharonious owl.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
19
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
super soaker of good faith
sapient tubesock
stole of asshattery
bike horn of insensibility
Spells
Storm Of Magnetic
Joke Ball
Light Cloud
Summon Dat Boi
Skills
perambulation
music (non-ukelele)
correct pronunciation