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ActingTheGoat the wicked
shipwright
ActingTheGoat was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. A dragon torched several of their friends but a swindler stole the family ten gallon hat. They search for a decent cup of coffee.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

dendritic thawb
coruscating sausage
locally sourced urn of dyslexia
beleaguring mystery meat of fairness

Spells

Darkness Wall
Wall Of Darkness

Skills

free association
mumbling
buttling